The Common Ills: Don't eat at McDonalds - Trump proves they don't do food safety training

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FAT BOY DONALD TRUMP SPENT A FEW MINUTES IN A MCDONALD'S PRETENDING TO WORK. MAINLY, HOWEVER, HE SHOVED BASKETS OF FRENCH FRIES DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS WHILE YELLING, "DO I LOOK LIKE ARNOLD PALMER NOW!!! HEY, JD, COME NIBBLE MY GREASE SOAKED CROTCH!"

WHILE NO ONE AGREED THAT HE LOOKED LIKE ARNOLD PALMER, JD DID RUSH TO HIS MASTER AND BEGIN LICKING THE CROTCH OF TRUMP'S PANTS.

THIS UNDERSCORED THE FACT THAT TRUMP TOOK NO FOOD SAFETY COURSE BEFORE HANDLING FOOD HE HANDED OUT TO THE PUBLIC.

MCDONALD'S CLEARLY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN SAFETY PRACTICES AND CLEARLY WOULD NOT PASS A BASIC HEALTH INSPECTION.

AS THE MINUTES WORE ON, TRUMP'S ORANGE FOUNDATION BEGAN TO DRIP ON EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE FOOD LEADING TRUMP TO SHED TEARS OVER HIS "DISINTEGRATING BEAUTY." HE REARED BACK ON HIS HIND LEGS, PAWED THE FLOURESCENT CEILING AND HOWLED, "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, NANCY PELOSI! GITMO FOR YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!" THEN, WITH A LOUD FART, HE DATED OUT OF MCDONALD'S ON ALL FOUR LEGS AND RAN OFF ANOTHER DAY OF ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING.

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

Donald remains a clear and present danger. He can't stop demonizing people -- American citizens -- that he doesn't like. Maria Villarroel (LATIN TIMES) notes:

Former President and GOP candidate Donald Trump sent shockwaves through the political conversation after saying some Democrats were "enemies from within" during a recent Fox News interview. The phrase sparked concerns by experts and voters alike over potential measures he could implement if he wins the upcoming elections. But instead of retracting his rhetoric, the nominee doubled down.

Trump acknowledged his categorization of Democrats during a night town hall on Tuesday in Cumming, Georgia, hosted by Fox News' Harris Faulkner. The broadcaster asked Trump to clarify the statement, to which he responded by calling the opposing party "evil" and "dangerous."

"They're Marxists and communists and fascists, and they're sick," Trump said. "We have China, we have Russia, we have all these countries. If you have a smart president, they can all be handled. The more difficult are, you know, the Pelosis, these people, they're so sick and they're so evil."

[. . .]

That same day, at another event in Chicago, Trump also once again refused to commit to a peaceful transfer of power when pressed by an interviewer.

Trump's controversial comments took place after Fox News' host Maria Bartiromo asked the former president whether he was "expecting chaos on Election Day," particularly highlighting participation from people on the terrorist watch list or migrants who have committed crimes.

"I think the bigger problem is the enemy from within," Trump responded. "We have some very bad people. We have some sick people, radical left lunatics. And I think they're the big— and it should be very easily handled by, if necessary, by the National Guard, or if really necessary, by the military, because they can't let that happen."

Vice President Kamala Harris quickly responded to Trump's declaration, calling a second Trump term "dangerous" at a Pennsylvania rally and releasing an ad titled "Enemy Within." She also called him "increasingly unstable and unhinged," saying he plans to use the military against American citizens and is "out for unchecked power."

Key point from the article: "Nevertheless, this is the first time an American presidential nominee— let alone a former president— escalates his rhetoric to this extent, openly suggesting turning the military on citizens simply because they oppose his candidacy, according to The New York Times."

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JD.

Illustration is Isaiah's THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS "Miss Sassy Can't Stop Lying."

Miss Sassy remains Donald's best choice for roll dog because Vance is never shamed or embarrassed when his lies are exposed. He doesn't even replace them with new lies. He just keeps telling the same lies over and over while pretending as though they were never proven to be false. So lie in a debate that Donald Trump saved ObamaCare and lie in the debate that your mom got insurance for the first time because of Trump -- when she got ObamaCare? That's JD. Miss Sassy is rotten to the core and let's pause that a moment so we can really register how awful he is.

JD's mother got on insurance for the first time after Donald became president. He was sworn in January 20, 2017. And JD's ill and poverty stricken mother? Why didn't Miss Sassy pick up the tab for his mom's insurance. Did he not love his mother? Why didn't he help her. He's buying his first million-dollar plus home during this time (he now owns two homes worth over two million) but he can't take care of his own mother? He can't say, "Hey, Mom, don't worry, we'll cover your premiums"?

What a lousy son -- he's the perfect running mate for Donald because he is a lousy son. What does his mom call him now? He's changed his name so many times and no really wants to talk about Augustine. That was his most recent name change.

That was 2019. His name is James David. Did he not know there were saints with those names? And is there any truth to the rumor that he originally went for Saint Alexis due to some bizarre fascination with DYNASTY? Saint David? Pretty cool to move mountains, right? And a politician should especially be partial to the Saint who was speaking to a crowd, a dove lands on his shoulder and he's elevated so that all can see and hear. But he went with Augustine. Not James. He could have gone with James for Saint James the Greater or for Saint James the Lesser. But he went with Augustine -- because that's the saint the non-Catholics know.

At some point, all these name changes should be an issue to explore in an interview. Who is JD Vance? Who is who?

Exactly. As Julie Carr Smyth (AP) notes:

The senator from Ohio introduced himself to the world in 2016 when he published his bestselling memoir, “Hillbilly Elegy,” under the name J.D. Vance — “like jay-dot-dee-dot,” he wrote, short for James David. In the book, he explained that this was not the first iteration of his name. Nor would it be the last.

Over the course of his 39 years, Vance’s first, middle and last names have all been altered in one way or another. As Vance is being introduced to voters across the country as Donald Trump’s new running mate, his name has been the source of both curiosity and questions — including why he no longer uses periods in JD.

He was born James Donald Bowman in Middletown, Ohio, on Aug. 2, 1984, his middle and last names the same as his biological father, Donald Bowman. His parents split up “around the time I started walking,” he writes. When he was about 6, his mother, Beverly, married for the third time. He was adopted by his new stepfather, Robert Hamel, and his mother renamed him James David Hamel.

When his mother erased Donald Bowman from his and her lives, the adoption process also erased the name James Donald Bowman from the public record. The only birth certificate for Vance on file at Ohio’s vital statistics office reads James David Hamel, according to information provided by the state.

Then, in 2013, he changes it to J.D. Vance and then, in 2021, he changes it to JD Vance (no periods after the initials). Her article leaves out his confirmation name (Augustine). Maybe she was unaware of it or unaware the importance of it in the Catholic faith.

But who is JD? Someone forever changing his name as through he were on the run from creditors.

Who is JD Vance?

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