Sunday, January 11, 2009

Isaiah's The World Today Just Nuts "Princess Brat's Big Plan"

Princess Brat's Big Plan

Isaiah's latest The World Today Just Nuts "Princess Brat's Big Plan." With crown on ratty, bleached-out hair, Caroline Kennedy declares, "AP's Samantha Gross just game me a big old ass smooch in print. I deserve it, I'm Princess Brat. Hope no one notices how everyone quoted works for me. Like dear Esther Newberg, my friend and agent. Once David Paterson appoints me, all of American can be my hired help."

Isaiah also notes Elvis Presley's birthday was Thursday and advises everyone to read Kat's "Elvis and Princess Brat Caroline" from that day.