Paul Rudnick puts the Trump scandal into perspective. Paul's new novel is FARRELL COVINGTON AND THE LIMITS OF STYLE.
That pout when you don't get a Vogue cover pic.twitter.com/YDDKVrDVlN
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) August 25, 2023
Trump says he's 6'3" and 215 pounds. Also:
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) August 25, 2023
- 23 years old
- Single
- One child, Ivanka
- Swimmer's buid
- Graduate of Harvard and Yale Schools of Leaderdom
- Fluent in French, Italian and Model
- Sports: baseball, football, golf and ramps
- Perfect Christian
What Ivanka just texted her Dad:
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) August 25, 2023
"So sorry, was that tonight?"
"Crazy busy, you?"
"Jared says it's a special day when your Dad gets booked, is he sweet or what?"
"I'll have my lawyers call yours"
"Let's FaceTime or talk through plexiglass"
"Stay in touch, stranger!"
Trump keeps posting NEVER SURRENDER to which the universe replied: pic.twitter.com/6lfqZWmoN1
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) August 25, 2023
Authenticated photo of Lindsey Graham visiting Trump during his arraignment, and telling him, "We'll get you out of here. I've got a condo in Boca" pic.twitter.com/bLkgu0qyM7
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) August 25, 2023
