Saturday, January 07, 2023

Another 2022 WTF moment (Cedric, Ann, Wally and Betty)

Reposting joint post re: 2022:



  • BULLY BOY PRESS CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & ANN'S MEGA DUB -- THE KOOL AID TABLE   

    AS THE COMMON ILLS NOTED, 2022 WAS THE YEAR OF WTF.  AND IN A LINGERING MOMENT AT THE START OF 2023, WE LOOK AT ONE MORE WTF MOMENT.  DONALD TRUMP WANTS THE WHITE HOUSE IN 2024.  AND HE KNOWS JUST HOW TO GET IT . . . WITH A RUNNING MATE THE PUBLIC LOVES!

    LAUREN BOEBERT?  PLEASE, WE SAID SOMEONE THE COUNTRY LOVED.  THAT LEAVES OUT PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE DONALD HANGS WITH.

    HE HAD TO DIG DEEP FOR THE RIGHT CANDIDATE . . . SO DEEP, HE WENT INTO A GRAVE.

    YES, PREPARE TO SCRATCH YOUR HEAD, THE TRUMPETS ARE ANNOUNCING THAT DONALD WILL WIN BACK THE WHITE HOUSE IN 2024 BY MAKING . . . HIS RUNNING MATE . . . JFK JR!!!!

    WE SPOKE WITH MOTHER TUCKER CARLSON ABOUT THIS CHOICE.  

    AFTER PUTTING AWAY HIS 1ST EDITIONS OF BLUE BOY, MOTHER TUCKER TURNED HIS ATTENTION TO US AND SAID, "YES, J.F.K. JR."

    DOESN'T THE CHOICE SEEM A LITTLE CRAZY?

    "ARE YOU CALLING THE KENNEDY FAMILY CRAZY?  YOU'RE THE LEFTISTS, NOT ME.  I'M JUST A SIMPLE MAN SITTING IN MY STAINED TIGHTY WHITIES, ASKING THE WORLD TO JOIN ME IN HATING LGBTQ PEOPLE.  WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?"

    WELL, MOTHER TUCKER, WE RESPONDED, JFK JR. HAS BEEN DEAD FOR SOME TIME.  

    "MY DONALD HAS THAT ALL WORKED OUT.  MY DONALD KNOWS THE INS AND OUTS OF POLITICS.  MY DONALD IS COMMITTED TO FIGHTING THE LGBTQS AND TO DRY HUMPING THE RED, WHITE AND BLUES.  MY DONALD KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.  AND IF MY DONALD SAYS HE CAN BRING JFK JR. BACK FROM THE DEAD, YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE CAN DO IT."

    WE STUDIED MOTHER TUCKER'S FACE AND HE GRUNTED AND SCRUNCHED UP HIS FACE.

    YES? - WE ASKED THINKING HE WAS TRYING TO RELEASE SOME WISDOM OR SHARED SECRET.

    NO, HE EXPLAINED, "I WAS JUST MAKING STOOL IN MY UNDERWEAR.  IT MOTIVATES ME AND KEEPS ME FOCUSED.  I FIND IF I SQUEEZE ONE OUT RIGHT BEFORE A BUMPER, I'M EVEN MORE FOCUSED WHEN WE COME BACK."



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