Wonder Woman 1984 is here, an exciting action-packed romp through shopping malls, the Middle East, uh... a hydro-electric dam? Wait I thought this movie was going to have fun 80s locales? Why does everything look so drab and boring? Why is there a giant cat woman and OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS THING TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG!? Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to hell, as directed by Patty Jenkins and starring Gal Gadot. This is one of the most agressively stupid superhero movies we've seen in a long time, with a script that seems like it was written overnight in a Del Taco bathroom stall. As you watch this moronic movie, ask yourself some of the following questions: - Why is there a magic dream stone wishing crystal in my superhero movie? - Why is the villain a crappy salesman and not an ancient Roman demigod? - Why is Cheetah in this movie? And why does she look so bad? - Why does Wonder Woman have magic golden armor for no reason whatsoever? - WHO APPROVED THIS GARBAGE!? ►PATREON: http://patreon.com/thevitoshow ►MERCH: http://killdozer.industries ►TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/thevitoshow ►TWITTER: http://twitter.com/vitogesualdi Wonder Woman 1984 Review Wonder Woman 84 Review WW84 Review
